Corrupt-A-Wish

They did!
but you were killed in and avalanche of SAD MUTHA EFFING PANDAS
i wish people would find the true meaning of 'the cake is a lie' (which it isnt if you have played portal you would of found that out!!!!1) and then just shut up

that corruption didn't make sense so my wish remains intact
to corrupt your wish, they do find the meaning of "the cake is a lie" (it turns out it means "the cake is a lie" but was written by someone who didn't complete portal testing so never found out the cake existed), they do shut up and you die in a stampede of HAPPY MUTHA EFFING PANDAS!
i wish harrison would come up with good corruptions

Granted, but he currupts so well that Will get's ideas and attempts to control the world with his communist idiocy.

I wish ali ba ba knew how to spell/type/actually make sense.

at least its not as bad as vlad_konrad's spelling

Wishing + Corrupting please sea-weed

I can rite properlly u jst dun liek me

okay; granted, but he makes so much sense that everyone worships him as a prophet so the world becomes united under cowenism. ali ba ba goes totally insane with power and does something exceedingly stupid (nuking the other side of the moon with all the world's nukes so it crashes into earth) and kills everyone/destroys the world
i wish for a strawberry milkshake and a talking fish sandwich

ROOSTER TEETH
Also you spill your milkshake so you wish to unspill it wasting you 3 magic wishes

I wish that steam gave out free stuff

It does, and everyone get's so hooked on it that they never leave the house, causing the world to fall into disprepair and the falling buildings killing everyone.

I wish you would shut the Nom up

i am shut the nom up yet THE ONE TRUE COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! takes pity on me and drops lots of hard things on you head till you are dead thus meaning you dont get to enjoy the peace (and quiet)

i wish people would use the damn forum more!!!
but not too much

granted, but everyone turns into sony fanboys who hate xbox and the admins see everything non-playstation/blu-ray as flame so eventually every sane person gets banned from the forum.

i wish this was a triumph and i was still alive so i could make a note here: huge success.

Unfortunately, you explode from overstating your satisfaction.

I wish that trollface finally killed off that comrade cancerface.

granted but he gets charged for murder, which leads to an inquest into his other criminal activity, such as multiple misuses of science, causing infinite inflation in various world economies and harassment of the FUUUUUUUUUU... guy. he eventtually gets such a bad criminal record he is put in solitary confinement and becomes forever alone.
i wish that someone didnt set us up the bomb

Commander C. Wead wrote:granted but he gets charged for murder, which leads to an inquest into his other criminal activity, such as multiple misuses of science, causing infinite inflation in various world economies and harassment of the FUUUUUUUUUU... guy. he eventtually gets such a bad criminal record he is put in solitary confinement and becomes forever alone.
i wish that someone didnt set us up the bomb

Granted, memes no longer exist now that the mastermeme did not spark life into the world.

I wish that the RIAA, BSA and MPAA never existed and the internets were allowed to be lawless if the server host let it be.