Corrupt-A-Wish

I tried this on the other knic forum before it got lost, and it went well on there, so I'm gonna try it again here.
It works as such, one person make a wish (e.g. I wish I had £100), and the next person comes up with a way to 'corrupt' the wish, while granting (e.g. granted, but the money was stolen and you get sent to jail). That person then makes their own wish for the next person to corrupt.
I'll start:
I wish that half-term was longer than a week.

granted, school is cancelled forever, with so few people getting any form of education (as they no longer are required to) chaos ensues, even STUPIDER people get into power and the UK collapses into two factions, the Novans and the BNP.

war ensues.
Novograd is formed.

corrupted enough?


i wish that North Korea was as powerful as they made themselves out to be (after all, North Korea is Best Korea, right?)

There is no way to corrupt this. A powerful North Korean future is perfect in every way. Game ended.

I wish that the USA was finally condemened by the UN for thier actions to the rest of the world.

Granted, but the US get disbanded, forcing all the people to be displaced into various countries, mostly england, which takes up all the resources.
I wish Dark Millenium Online wasn't a monthly subscription, just one payment.

Phantoba wrote:Granted, but the US get disbanded, forcing all the people to be displaced into various countries, mostly england, which takes up all the resources.
I wish Dark Millenium Online wasn't a monthly subscription, just one payment.

granted, but the company shareholders abandon the updates due to lack of stupidly large profit.

I wish the US was conquered by Novograd

Granted, but then the government is overthrown and you're executed for crimes against humanity - and cats.

I wish my students could spell properly and write coherently.

Granted, but then Mr Ramsey deems them beyond your teaching and take them to a G&T session during your lesson and you never see them again (other than those in C or Knic)
I wish the LARP equipment was relatively cheaper and actually reasonably near my usual budget.

ok heres one i wish for a million dollars adn then to keep and spend 2000000 of it on whatever i want and give the rest equally to my friends family and charity

commi_zard wrote:ok heres one i wish for a million dollars adn then to keep and spend 2000000 of it on whatever i want and give the rest equally to my friends family and charity

America siezes your funds under the premise of you trying to 'corrupt' the elections.

I wish there were fail!

ok but its you u fsll down stairs breaking your neck and then blowing up killing everyone in 1 mile radius

Teh High Administrator wrote:

commi_zard wrote:ok heres one i wish for a million dollars adn then to keep and spend 2000000 of it on whatever i want and give the rest equally to my friends family and charity

America siezes your funds under the premise of you trying to 'corrupt' the elections.

I wish there were fail!

yer but one of those people who i gave money to is a loyer and they sue the accusers and seeing as american people are mostly dumb i make double profit

You're meant to corupt a wish kid, not spout incoherrent gibberish.

I wish there was a way to literally be absorbed into your favorite games. (no relations to TRON please.)

double corruption alert!
(seeing as no one corrupted him) phantoba: the cheap larp equipment is such bad quality it breaks within 10 minutes of using it
creed: the only way to escape is to win, and if your character dies or the console is turned off YOU DIE!!!!1

i wish a moderate number of people (not too many, not too little) went to knight club and were ALL good roleplayers

Everybodys to good and destroys you at everything
Thus leaving u to die

I wish more people would realise the true teachings of cowanism and worship me as a prophet

granted but the rival religions get extremist and blow you up
i wish youtube had decent videos in the most viewed section

Granted, but people spend more time on Youtube than doing actual work, causing eventual ecomomic catastrophe and causing world leaders to turn to North Korea for assistance, and eventually we become planet : Korea

LivingByTheCreed wrote:Granted, but people spend more time on Youtube than doing actual work, causing eventual ecomomic catastrophe and causing world leaders to turn to North Korea for assistance, and eventually we become planet : Korea

yes... Yes... OH YEAS!!!!!

BEST KOREA WILL MAKE WORLD GLORIOUS COMMUNIST PLANET, PERFECT PLANET!

Will, this is corrupt a wish. not communist-froth-mouth-cat-fu.ckery. make a wish or corrupt one.
and don't yell at me for trying to be a mod when you just failed at it.

I wish there was a device that allowed us to create alternate forms of reality and make ourselves the hero in them, such as a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion.

its called: garrys mod, scribblenauts, little big planet, or ANY OTHER WORLD BUILDER!!!!!!1
but if you want a "real" one then... the creations become too intelligent and trace the device, using it to wreak havok on our universe and spawn infinite mercenaries.

i wish the larp trip was sooner but just as good as it would be in summer.

Granted, but we have so much fun that we stay there and thus the less intelligent member of our race lose their way, allowing George Bush to push the 'Big Red Button' and cause the world to be purged with nuclear fire and radiation.

200 years later, a lone man emerges from Vault 101 to either save or destroy the world once more.

seeing as rawry wont wish, i will
i wish the rum wasn't gone

Granted, but there is so much rum that it makes the boat too heavy and causes it to sink, with you on it.

I wish that Will would accept that "Halo is fake and rubbish" is just his opinion, not fact as he claims it to.

Me to
oooh wait....

granted but he now doubts everything that he previously thought was fact, thus his world view is destroyed and he sucide bombs a church so you end up with the guilt of mass homicide
i wish i knew where they are taking the hobbits